Sunday, September 17, 2006

All I Need To Know About Life...


All I Need to know About Life I learned From My Cat

· Make the world your playground.

· Always find a good patch of sun to nap in and nap often.

· If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps.

· Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

· When in doubt, cop an attitude.

· Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.

· Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.

· Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

· When you go out in the world, remember that being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

6 comments:

Kendle said...

Thats great!!! I LOVE your kitty!!!!

Captain Whitney said...

It a wittle tiddy tat! 'Es eet is! 'Es eet is! Tum on titty, tum and sit on mummy's lap! Tum on!

Ginny-Gin-Gin said...

Alright . . . that weirded me out =>

I think your kitty's preety! My kitty's pretty too! His name is French Fry and he's very soft!

Captain Whitney said...

French Fry's a good name for a cat! My kitty's soft except for the claws and teeth- those are very owie!

snowboarding_chick said...

I love your cat and I also love that book Marcus gave it to me before he left for college

Captain Whitney said...

Good ol' Shady and her sayims. That's cool, snowboardingchick.